Crap Spreads Onto The PSP
iFun4all have extended Crap of Defense by announcing Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder which is planned for release on the PSP, not content with apparently making the worst game ever, they thought they would move onto the PSP to try and make the worst game for that too.
“We wanted to go with the same name, but our fame exceeded us and we were banned from the beginning”
complains Fülöp Mészáros, second best Hungarian game designer (out of two).
“So we just changed the name and are hoping that no ugly schmuck from the press will ever nose it out”
he secretly shared to our reporter in exchange of bottle of absinth.
Some kind of crap info:
Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder is an extension to the previously released Crap of Defense game for iPhone. The game were self proclaimed worst game ever, and their creation story included themes such as deaf composer paying for using his music in the game, kid artist from china working on the art and cheapest team ever assembled, with total budget of just 500 Russian rubles (excluding stolen hardware).
Paper Wars: Cannon fodder isn’t just a port of an original game – it is taking game to a whole new level of quality (for good or for bad, depending on what are you looking for).
“We not only added completely new campaign, but added dozens of levels to previous two”
“Combined with numerous new enemy types, shooting modes, power ups and hundreds of achievements it will be probably hugest attempt to fry brains of all hardcore gamers that will make brave stand against this most exhausting experience in video games history”
he boldly ends (sipping absinth with Fülöp, not completely sure what he just claimed).