Too sexy for a bus
It seems that a German bus driver became a little too distracted by the sexiness of Deborah C. and threatened to throw her off the bus. He apparently stopped the bus and said to her:
Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can’t concentrate on the traffic. If you don’t sit somewhere else, I’m going to have to throw you off the bus.
That would be so great if that happened while I was on the bus, the best we get is old folks having heart attacks or mothers that can’t control their screaming kids.
Source: Bild Newspaper or for a translated version, link through Google.